asgardianarmy:

lifeofaquietloudgirl:

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

Penguizzle Books

just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

Dean’s just like: ‘Hey, Sammy, your boyfriend’s kinda funny.’

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

heyfunniest:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

electricalserket:

theburntsouffle:

madygcomics:

pocopiumosso:

My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss

This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.

calm down there satan

I just learned something about pasta puttanesca.

loo-wholockinian:

imdressedlikeavulcan:

Puttanesca comes from the Italian word “puttana” which is usually translated as whore or prostitute. So pasta puttanesca means “whore’s pasta”

So in Series of Unfortunate Events, when Violet tells Count Olaf “Dinner is served. Puttanesca.” and he replies with “What did you call me?”, it’s because he thought she was calling him a whore.

in italy we’ve been wondering how could non-italian people get it for  ages. 

giver-of-armbands:

Jensen: I’ll give you 15 seconds to make me laugh. And if I don’t laugh, you’re in bed by ten o’clock. If I do laugh, I’m keepin’ your ass up all night.  [x]